January 2010
47 posts
Daily Haiku for 01/28/10
Soon, eight hour shift
Avoid rotation with kids
Fart in my eye please
Daily Haiku for 01/26/10
Good movie, Fanboys
Kristen Bell dressed as Leia
Nothing more to say
Daily Haiku for 01/25/10
Last night, drinks were had
Four hour sleep with no lunch
Fatigue overwhelms
The pool hall dispenses 50 cent condoms in the bathroom, both regular and gimmick (extender!).
I should’ve taken a picture of the example gimmick condoms that were drawn on the dispenser.
Sometimes I have nothing to do on the internet.
Next thing I know it’s two hours later. :[
Rain: A Short List
Likes:
The feeling to stay in bed longer where it’s nice and warm
Free carwash
Distraction during class
The sound as it falls and hits the floor
Dislikes:
The smell of wet asphalt
Said smell permeating into my car
Smell infecting clothes in my car, like my go-to jacket when it’s windy
People slamming their brakes for the smallest puddles ever seen
Worms EVERYWHERE
Sheep Gives Birth to Human-Faced Lamb in Turkey →
A sheep gave birth to a dead lamb with a human-like face. The calf was born in a village not far from the city of Izmir, Turkey.
Erhan Elibol, a vet, performed Cesarean section on the animal to take the calf out, but was horrified to see that the features of the calf’s snout bore a striking resemblance to a human face.
The picture is rather terrifying…just throwing that out there haha.
John Kricfalusi of Ren&Stimpy fame answers... →
Q: So John, I always got the idea that Ren and Stimpy were homosexual partners; am I way off base here?
John K.: Ren is naturally hetero and he loves human women, but when you look like Ren you take what you can get.
Q: But what about Stimpy man. What about Stimpy.
John K.: Stimpy has no idea what’s going on. He only has one nerve ending and it reacts slowly to sensation.
Conan O’Brien Says He Won’t Host ‘Tonight Show’... →
ilu Conan.
1/2 complete.
“Hello,
You passed OB!
I just wanted you to know ASAP, so you wouldn’t stress-out.
Final grades & the breakdown of points should be posted by tomorrow or Thursday.
Congratulations!”
!!! Now I won’t have to palpate funduses (fundii?) and tell pregnant women I need to scope out their breasts and vaginas for another semester.
Time waster of the day. →
Object of the game is to simply find the star. Some of them are pretty tricky while the others are more amazing by design.
'SPIDER-MAN 4' SCRAPPED; SAM RAIMI & TOBEY MAGUIRE... →
comicbooks:
This means that Raimi and the cast including star Tobey Maguire are out. There will be no Spider-Man 4. Instead, the studio will focus on a reboot script by Jamie Vanderbilt with a new director and a new cast.
tricksy hobbitses.
i realized tumblr had some hidden goodies hiding in its dark corners. and for all my trouble i present:
posting something for me and asking me any questions.
i imagine they’d hardly get any play, but why not right?
wanted: new book
i finished peter&max. and then the one piece omnibus (nerd status). now i need to hit up barnes for a new one. maybe something by vonnegut? need some recommendations, for sure.
the fuck sickness?
from that one night where i woke up every hour with the feeling as if i’m choking and tearing up from all the coughing i was doing. then to becoming a mouthbreather for half a day after that. and now i feel like i’m coughing up a fucking lung every time i breathe. it’s like i need a humidifier for my own damn throat.